sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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