Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
kristin has been a bad kristin
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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