You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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