Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
