i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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