So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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