He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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