We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
