A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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