so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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