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My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
well most of my day revolves around power hour
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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