Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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