is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
We named our party play list daddy issues
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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