i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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