whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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