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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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