On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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