By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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