she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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