i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
