I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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