dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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