i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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