Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I think I am morally bankrupt
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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