turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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