i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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