Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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