Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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