i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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