His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Randomize
