Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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