So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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