we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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