i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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