come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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