How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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