and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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