ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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