The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
How does one acquire holy water?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Randomize