hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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