she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
