do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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