im gay
i know
yea but for you.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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