3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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