thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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