Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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