sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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