but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i would one night stand the shit outta him
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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