Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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