How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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