what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
My vagina just recognized that song.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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