Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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