just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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