I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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