I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I think I am morally bankrupt
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
this hospital has no fireball
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